a different perspective

You did WHAT?!
Because of a problem with my foot, I've been wearing this fashionable Herman Munster-boot, and have been using a wheelchair for the past couple of months, and will be for several more months. (Details may or may not follow.) Using a wheelchair has certainly afforded me a new perspective on things. Benefit #1: I never have to look for a place to sit down. Irritation #1: Why do people suddenly think that because I am in a wheelchair I have gone deaf, or am otherwise "slow?" I've never had quite so many people speak s l o w l y and clearly to me before. Benefit #2: I get parking at the front of the lot. Irritation #2: What moron of a planner puts the disabled parking spaces over here, but the nearest cutout in the curb (the little rampy-thing) is 100 yards away, over there? Isn't that counter-intuitive? While I'm at it, Irritation #3: the people who design handicapped-accessable things, be they doors, ramps, bathrooms or parking should have to USE whatever it is, from a chair. Designing it on paper and walking up and down a ramp is not the same as wheeling up and down the ramp, believe me! Same thing for clearances - while you may have made the door wide enough for the chair to get through, did you take into account that my arms and hands are on the outside of the chair, and that's what makes it move? I can't just roll up to a doorway, and then will myself through it, I have to spin the wheels, and that requires some extra clearance for my hands. Benefit #3: my legs no longer get tired. Irritation #4: my arms and shouders get tired instead.
When I was a kid, and had Forrest Gump-style leg braces, I remember saying at one point that using a wheelchair would be much cooler, or at least easier. Granted, it took 35 years for that wish to come true, but I was wrong. The leg braces were easier. At least I could stretch.
We'll see if my mood improves as I go thru surgery (again) and the healing process (again) - though this time, hopefully without the post-operative infection.
Now watch your toes....